Teacher: naanu paata
maaduttiddaaga,
neeneke harate
hodeyuththidde?
pappu: oh! Idhu appata
sullu. Naanu ondhe baari hege malagi maataadalu
saadhya??

teacher: "ninna home
work yaake nimma
thandheya kai
barahadhallidhe?"
pappu: "naanu avara pen
upayogisidhe"

education officer ondu class ge
bandu hudugarannu
prashne maadidaru
draupadi vastraapaharana
maadiddu yaaru
makkalu: kannada
meshtru bandiralilla
adakke head master
maadi hodaru

teacher: santa, helu aane
mattu iruveyalli yavudu
doddadu?
santa : modalu iveradu
huttida varsha heli,
takshana uttara heluttini!

teachr: vidyarthigale
manassininda praartane
maadi devaru enu vara
bekaadaru kodtane
stu: adella sullu.
tec: yaake?
stu: adu nijaane
aagidre neevu modalane
dinaane bere school ge
hogtidri.

teacher: ninna thandeya
hesaru enu?
student: google kumar
teachr: yaake intaha
vichitra hesaru?
studnt:yaake andre avaru yaavaagaloo
nannannu hudukuttale
iruttaare!!!

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meshtru : neevu mooru
jana onde tara iddira.
anda haage nimmappa
en kelasa maadtare ?
hudugaru : nammappa
xerox angadi ittiddaare !!!

shikshaka : jagattina
atyanta haleya praani
yaavudu?
ranga : zebra
shikshaka : aduhege?
ranga : zebra innu black and white alva sir!!

taragatiyalli
shyamuvannu teacher
kelidaru.
shyamu
rahasya vendarenu helo?
appa kiviyalli heliddannu amma bayalli oorigella
tilisuvude rahasya..!
enda.

teacher: rasteyalli
hanada purse sikkare
neevu enu maduttiri
gunda: purse bisaadtivi
teacher: yaarigu illada haagaaguttalla
gunda: olagade iro
hanavannu
tegedukondiruttevalla !!!

meshtru : dinadinda
dinakke
chikkadaguttiruva
vastugalige udaaharane
kodi.
punda : hotel idli dose.... mattu..... city hudugiyara
batte sir !!!

teacher : gunda, kivi
keladavarige english
nalli enendu
kareyuttare ?
gunda : enu bekadru
kareyabahudu..... yaakendre avarige kivi
kelisalla... !!!

meshtru: gunda nimma
appa yaaru ?
gunda: ammana ganda
sir
meshtru: amma yaaru ?
gunda: appana hendati sir
meshtru:
appa amma yaaru ?
gunda: ganda hendti
sir !!!

HEEGU UNTE? Thayige
maganannu intelegent madalu 20years beku
adare 1 hudugige ade huduganannu mental madalu
1
Miss call saku.!
-Nischay

Baduku teachers ginta strict..!!
Teachers paata madi parikshe madtare...
Adre baduku parikshe madi paata kalisutte..!
My facbok
rockstarnischay@rediffmail.com

college vidhyarthi gate
hattira cigarete sedutta
nintidda.
principal : lo katte
badava eno
maduttiddiya ? v: neevu taane
sir heliddu, kettaddannu
suttu haaki anta, naanu
adanne maadtaa
iddini !!!

maths teacher
johnyyannu kelidaru
"ninna hattira 12
chocolate ide mattu
neenu preetige 5, kavita
ge 3 mattu reema ge 4 kottare ninage enu
sigutte?
johny "sir! nanage 3
hosa girlfriends
siguttaare"

maths teacher ganitada
parivartanegala bagge
paata maaduttiddaru :
teacher - 1000 kgs = 1
ton aadare 3000 kg =
eshtu? santa- ton!ton!ton!

meshtru : ega en
madkondiddiya ?
gunda : S.I. sir...
meshtru : bhale.... andre
sub inspector ?
gunda : alla sir..... sumne iddini anta !!!

Teacher: neenu yaara
maga?
Huduga: Naanu
vishwasundari maga Sir
Teacher: sullu heltiyaa?
Huduga: nija sir, nan thande vishwa, nan
thaayi sundari.sir

Teacher: gunda, schoolge
dinaagalu nadkondu
bartiyalla, government
kotta cycle enaayto?
Gunda: Ellarigoo
upayoga aagli anta baadigege bittiddeeni
sir.

Teacher: Disulphur
Dichloride andre enu?
Student: jamba lakadi
pamba
Teacher: enu? Neenu
heliddu artha aagilla? Student: nanagoo ashte
sir

Police: Yako Rathri 12 adru Roadalli
Odadthiya Nija helu illa andre
Aeroplane athisthini.
Saradar: Ayyo Beda sir
Yavadadru Auto Hatisi Bidi
Saku..

Sardar: 10 Rs reacharge madidre eshtu
currency sigutthe? Shopkeeper: 7 Rs sigutthe! Sardar: Hagadre ulida
3Rs ge chakli kodi

teacher : naanu paata
maaduvaage neenu
yaake devarige
beduttiddiya?
student: namma amma
helidaru, malagoke munche devarannu
bediko anta...!!

Customer: neevu yaake prati
shukravaara nimma hotelge
raja kodteeraa?
Hotelinava: yaakendare, avattu
ondu dina maatra ellaa
paatregalannu toleetivi

Hendati: ree, nimma taleyalli
bari gobbaraane tumbide
Ganda: matyaake adanna
tinteeya, bitbidu
facebok id
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Police thanna maganige: exam
nalli yaako ishtu kadime marks
tagonde?
Maga: appa, ee 100 rupaayi
tagondu vishayanaa
maretubidi

Boss ondu hakkiya
kaalugalannu torisuttaa: ee
hakkiya hesarannu helu?
Gunda: nanage gottilla sir
Boss: neenu rejected, sorry.
ninna hesarenu?
Gunda: nanna kaalugalannu
nodi tilkoli

Luv madidre tention
agtira Madve adre mental agtira Divorse kotre ekangi agtirai
nataraja jothe sneha madidre
BINDAS agi Irtira!

Hrudayakke Hatthiravagi,
Manasige Mechhugeyagi,
Kannalli kanasaagi,
Baalalli belakagi.,
Jeevanada Koneya Usiru
irovaregu Ulidirali Yee " Sneha".

Nakku nagisiri.
Naguttale dina kaleyiri.
Naguve jeevana.
Naguve baduku. Yakandre,
yarige gottu, nale Hallu erutto
elvo?!

Gunda:ninne namma ajji
bhavige jari biddhu viparitha
kirichu ta idru?
Rama:howdha ega hegiddhare?
G:ega
hushragirabeku,bhavindha yava soundu barthilla!

Obba lover na msg 1 sala
bandre adana 100 sala odthiri Ade obba jeevakke jeeva kodo
friend 100 msg kalsidru adana 1
sala kuda odalla..!
Yen Janari?

Kuduka nobbanu
maneyolagiddare nanagadu
nuuru rupaayi maneyavarellaru
kudukaraadare nanagadu koti
rupaayi!
-VIJAYMALYA

E jagathalle thumba vishala
vadaddu yavudu? SAGARA NO AKASHA NO BHUMI NO YENADHU reply baralla antha gothiddu
nimge msg mado nanna
"MANASU"

Kannada Means
K- kalitavarige
A – Amrutha
N- Nenedavarige
N – Neralu
A – Andharige D – Daari Deepa
A – Appiko
neenu Kannadava

Heart thumba Wish irali, Mind thumba think Irali, Face thumba smile irali, Hand thumba work irali, Life thumba
happyagirali,

Teacher:
What is SUPER,
and What is OFFER?


Stdnt:
Olle Manasiro Hudugi Hendthiyagi Bandre Adhu "SUPER".

Avalige andhavada Thangi idre adhu "OFFER".

Nanu 8 Gante Mara Kattrisabekadre 7 Gante Kattina Sharp Madbekagutte.
-Abraham

Nanu 8 Gante study Madbekadre idralli 7 Gante Nan Books Hudukabekagutte
-Sardar

Sardar:Maduvege baa anta patra hakidde.
Yak barlilla?
Gunda:Ninna patra Nange sigale illa
Sardr:
"Patra sigade idru Thappde Maduve Ge baa anta adrali bardidde"?

Girl:-Nanu Purse'na manele bittu bande plz nange 1000rs kodi Urgent ide.

Boy: Tako 20rs ninu Auto madkondu manege hogi Purse takondu baa.

!.Jago Boys Jago...!

b

Foreigner:
Pyaris nali Eifel tower.
Dubai nali Petra Tower.
Nim Deshadali Famous Tower Yavdu?

sardar:
Airtel Tower Famous.
-Nischay..

114

Prathi ondu
kavana,Noorondu bhaavanegala
milana,Badukina janjatadalli
besatta mugda manassige
thampereyuva "Amrutha
sinchana".. aduve ''SNEHA"

a

Govt. Ambulanace ge 108 numr yake kottirbahudu? ..
.
.
.
.guess
.
.
.
.
.
.
B'coz manushyanige noora ent (108) kayle adake..

rockstarnischay@rediffmail.com

Heart change madbedi
SIMCARD thara,
Friendship Low madbedi
BATTERY thara,
Nenapu kadime madbedi
BALANCE thara, dina nan nenapiskoli CHARGER
thara
nischay

Gandhijina
G0DSE yaake gundittu konda
gotta.?
yaake andre godse hendati
hesaru SHANTI.
Gandhiji Hodallella SHANTI beku!
SHANTI beku!
anta Heluttiddaru adakke!

Boy :- Patra bareyala..
illa Chitra bidisala..
hege helali nanna manada
hambala?
Girl :-nane hodeyala.
illa appanige helala. yenu madali anta nange
thalamala!

Manasu Mareyadu, Mathu
mugiyadu, Bhavane Helalagadu,
Manasina Mathu, Bhavaneyalli
Sothu,Nenapalli
koothu,seruvude GELETHANA

Teacher: Makkale, Satya
Harishchandra FILM nodi yenu
Tildhukondri? Children:Kashta
Bandaga Hendathina Maarbeku
annodu sir!

Ondu candal urisalu benki
kaddi thanna pranvannu kaledu
kolluthe.
E benki kaddiya nenapalli
candal thane suttu kondu
anthya kanuthe!
Nischay

Sardarji maneya PLUG nalli
hoge barta ittu. Sittininda
KEBge phone madi dabayisida.. "Yarri adu officenali?
cigarette sedi nammane plug
nalli hoge bidodu?!"

Shilpi kallannu kettidare
adu
KALE.
Wah! wah!

Ade kallinda shilpiyanu
kettidare adu
KOLE
wah! Wah!

Huchha : time yest aytu ?
Normal person : 9:57 am aythu.
Huchha - beliggeyinda time
keltiddini, obbobbaru ondondu
thara helthiddare mental
nanmaklu!

95

Ideega banda suddi Belagaum nalli joragi surid
malege 26 maklu, 82mudukru
neerinalli
mu..
mu..
mu..
mu..
mu..
"MUKA " tholkondru!

Nisargada
MadilantE
ManjinA
HaniyantE
kogileyA
DaniyantE JeninA
SaviyantE
SuryanA
Belakante.
Nimma Naguvante
Muddagirali Edina.
Nischay

Collegige bandalu
hosadondu kanye
hesaru sukanye
Madidalu kannalle sanne
Hagaagi hudugarella Examinalli
bari Sonne!
Nischay

m

Jeevanavannu kahi madalu
1dhukka saku!
Suryanannu mare madalu 1 moda
saku!
but
nanna ninna SNEHA beleyalu
E 1msg saku!
Nischay

a

SaMuDrA TuMbA aLeGaLu!
MaRaDa TuMbA YeLeGaLu!
MaNaSiNa TuMbA KaNaSuGaLu!
NiM hRuDaYa TuMbA NaN sAvI
nEnApUgAlU aLiSdE iRaLi..

a

SaMuDrA TuMbA aLeGaLu!
MaRaDa TuMbA YeLeGaLu!
MaNaSiNa TuMbA KaNaSuGaLu!
NiM hRuDaYa TuMbA NaN sAvI
nEnApUgAlU aLiSdE iRaLi..

Pin chuchhidre raktha yake
horage barutthe?
.
Yaru chuchhidru antha nodoke
horage barutthe!!!

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p

Maralina mele bareda akshara
alisalu kadala alegale saku,
adre,
manassinalli mudida bhavanena
artha madikollalu nijavada
snehitaru beku
nischay

17pg

Jana nimanna "LOOZ" andre
Summaniri,
"KOTHI" andre sittagbedi, "GUBE"
andre coolaagiri,
nivu "SMARTAGIDDIRA" andre
'Kapalakke hodiri'.
Tamasegu mithi bedva?

77 pg16

Namaskara
Namaskara
Namaskara
Nivu nodtirodu
Nimma nechhina
Nimma preethiya
Nimmde aada
"DABBA" MOBILANNU.

Alli madu illi madu wa wa..
Alli madu illi madu wa wa..
Maduvaga chembinalli neeru unta
anta nodi madu..
Nischay

r

Devaru baysiddu "Devaloka"
Manava bayasiddu "Bhuloka"
Premi baysiddu "Premaloka" but e
Sms bayasiddu "SHEHA" loka..
Nischay

q

Nooru Nasksthra idaru adu
suryanige samavalla.
Nooru deepaviddaru adu
chandranige samavalla.
Nooru janama idaru nimma
"FRIENDSHIP" Ge samavalla..

pg12

Rogiya kayyannu nurse
hididare adu check up..
Rogiya kayyannu nurse hididare
adu check up..
nurse na kayyannu rogi hididare
adu pick up..

p

Prithiya geleyare,gelatiyare
indu nanna sim cardna birth day
ide. nimge yenadru gift mado
manasidre nanna numberge
recharge madi asheervadhisi..!

o

New year offer! Nange sms
madi gellire 10 lakshada car
photo,24 inch BPL colour tv box &
nanna jothe dinner maduva
avakasha adu nimma maneli.
Nischay

begger:"amma thayi bikshe kodi
nanu mooga,maatu barolla" anda
.
house wife: munde hogappa
nanage kivi kelalla...
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19

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madalla
15.6%Jana love madi marriage
agtare
1%jana matra nannante decent
agirtare
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18

Ondu kallu saku
Gaaju odayalu
Ondu matu saku
Hrudaya muriyalu
Ondu nimisha saku preti beleyalu
E Ondu s.m.s saku namma
snehava
nenapisalu.

n

Water mele boat hodare
ullasa..Wah..Wah..Wah..

Water mele boat hodare
ullasa..Wah..Wah..Wah..

boat mele
water hodre kailasa..Wah..Wah..Wah.
Nischay

m

Kannada Grammar
Teacher- KA iddaddu KU
Aagbekadre KOMBU kodbeku
Makkale.
Student- Hagadre CHA iddaddu
CHU Aagbekadre CHOMBU
kodbeka Teacher.!

l

TEACHER: kannadada nijavada
abhimanigalu yaru???
STUDENT: Englishnalli
failaguvavaru

>sms ON nischayjoke to 9870807070

k

Obba huduga SSLC nalli first
rank tagonda karana avnu
prathibhavantha..
Ade huduga p.u.c nalli fail aada
adke karana yaro "Prathiba"
antha!!

j

''Rogigalige Blood kotre
''PUNYA'',
Rogigalige
Blood kotre
''PUNYA''
Mosquitoge blood kotre
''CHIKUNGUNYA'

i

"O collegian
kanye,Chennagide ninna
kenne,nodutta kulite
monne.Examinalli
.
.
.
.
banthu bari sonne sonne

h

Kannada Film names Directed
by computer Engineers
*Mussange mousu
*Nanu nanna windows
*Boolokaddalli Bil Gates
*Bangarada Data
*Namma pritiya RAM

g

Kannada movies related to
college life
Exams-'sharapanjara
Qs.paper-'aparichitha
dibar-'aakasmika
chits-'apthamitra
Results-'Adhrusta rekhe

f

"S N E H A"
S-Swartha villade
N-Nambike yinda
E-Ellarannu
H-Hathira seleyuva athmiya
A-Anubanda!
>Nischay

d

FILM" madoke.. "Belaku" Beku.
But ade
"FILM" Nodoke katlu Beku.
"LOVE" madoke. heart nalli
"DUM" Beku.But ade
"LOVE mareyoke RUM BEKU

e

Nange gotthu nimage volle
Kannada Barutthe Antha, Adhakke
vondhu Test Madthini,
Naja,Nuja,Baja,Kaja,Raja
Edharalli ''ja''Thegedu vodi

c

Bus hodru
BUS STAND alle irutte,
wah wah,
Bus hodru Bus stand alle irutte.
Adre cycle hodre CYCLE STAND
jotege hogutte!!
WAH WAH.

b

Teacher: Gunda Ninna Kaili estu
berlu ive?
Gunda: “6″ beralu medam..!
Techr:Ninge estu sala helide
Chaddi olage Kai Haki Answer
Helbeda Antha!

a

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