Sunday, July 31, 2011

Hendati: ree, nimma taleyalli
bari gobbaraane tumbide
Ganda: matyaake adanna
tinteeya, bitbidu
facebok id
nischaykumarrock

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Police thanna maganige: exam
nalli yaako ishtu kadime marks
tagonde?
Maga: appa, ee 100 rupaayi
tagondu vishayanaa
maretubidi

Friday, July 29, 2011


Boss ondu hakkiya
kaalugalannu torisuttaa: ee
hakkiya hesarannu helu?
Gunda: nanage gottilla sir
Boss: neenu rejected, sorry.
ninna hesarenu?
Gunda: nanna kaalugalannu
nodi tilkoli

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Luv madidre tention
agtira Madve adre mental agtira Divorse kotre ekangi agtirai
nataraja jothe sneha madidre
BINDAS agi Irtira!
Hrudayakke Hatthiravagi,
Manasige Mechhugeyagi,
Kannalli kanasaagi,
Baalalli belakagi.,
Jeevanada Koneya Usiru
irovaregu Ulidirali Yee " Sneha".

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Nakku nagisiri.
Naguttale dina kaleyiri.
Naguve jeevana.
Naguve baduku. Yakandre,
yarige gottu, nale Hallu erutto
elvo?!

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Gunda:ninne namma ajji
bhavige jari biddhu viparitha
kirichu ta idru?
Rama:howdha ega hegiddhare?
G:ega
hushragirabeku,bhavindha yava soundu barthilla!

Monday, July 25, 2011

Obba lover na msg 1 sala
bandre adana 100 sala odthiri Ade obba jeevakke jeeva kodo
friend 100 msg kalsidru adana 1
sala kuda odalla..!
Yen Janari?

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Kuduka nobbanu
maneyolagiddare nanagadu
nuuru rupaayi maneyavarellaru
kudukaraadare nanagadu koti
rupaayi!
-VIJAYMALYA

Saturday, July 23, 2011

E jagathalle thumba vishala
vadaddu yavudu? SAGARA NO AKASHA NO BHUMI NO YENADHU reply baralla antha gothiddu
nimge msg mado nanna
"MANASU"

Friday, July 22, 2011

Kannada Means
K- kalitavarige
A – Amrutha
N- Nenedavarige
N – Neralu
A – Andharige D – Daari Deepa
A – Appiko
neenu Kannadava

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Heart thumba Wish irali, Mind thumba think Irali, Face thumba smile irali, Hand thumba work irali, Life thumba
happyagirali,

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Teacher:
What is SUPER,
and What is OFFER?


Stdnt:
Olle Manasiro Hudugi Hendthiyagi Bandre Adhu "SUPER".

Avalige andhavada Thangi idre adhu "OFFER".

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Nanu 8 Gante Mara Kattrisabekadre 7 Gante Kattina Sharp Madbekagutte.
-Abraham

Nanu 8 Gante study Madbekadre idralli 7 Gante Nan Books Hudukabekagutte
-Sardar

Monday, July 18, 2011

Sardar:Maduvege baa anta patra hakidde.
Yak barlilla?
Gunda:Ninna patra Nange sigale illa
Sardr:
"Patra sigade idru Thappde Maduve Ge baa anta adrali bardidde"?

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Girl:-Nanu Purse'na manele bittu bande plz nange 1000rs kodi Urgent ide.

Boy: Tako 20rs ninu Auto madkondu manege hogi Purse takondu baa.

!.Jago Boys Jago...!

Saturday, July 16, 2011

b

Foreigner:
Pyaris nali Eifel tower.
Dubai nali Petra Tower.
Nim Deshadali Famous Tower Yavdu?

sardar:
Airtel Tower Famous.
-Nischay..

Friday, July 15, 2011

114

Prathi ondu
kavana,Noorondu bhaavanegala
milana,Badukina janjatadalli
besatta mugda manassige
thampereyuva "Amrutha
sinchana".. aduve ''SNEHA"

a

Govt. Ambulanace ge 108 numr yake kottirbahudu? ..
.
.
.
.guess
.
.
.
.
.
.
B'coz manushyanige noora ent (108) kayle adake..

rockstarnischay@rediffmail.com

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Heart change madbedi
SIMCARD thara,
Friendship Low madbedi
BATTERY thara,
Nenapu kadime madbedi
BALANCE thara, dina nan nenapiskoli CHARGER
thara
nischay

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Gandhijina
G0DSE yaake gundittu konda
gotta.?
yaake andre godse hendati
hesaru SHANTI.
Gandhiji Hodallella SHANTI beku!
SHANTI beku!
anta Heluttiddaru adakke!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Boy :- Patra bareyala..
illa Chitra bidisala..
hege helali nanna manada
hambala?
Girl :-nane hodeyala.
illa appanige helala. yenu madali anta nange
thalamala!

Monday, July 11, 2011

Manasu Mareyadu, Mathu
mugiyadu, Bhavane Helalagadu,
Manasina Mathu, Bhavaneyalli
Sothu,Nenapalli
koothu,seruvude GELETHANA

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Teacher: Makkale, Satya
Harishchandra FILM nodi yenu
Tildhukondri? Children:Kashta
Bandaga Hendathina Maarbeku
annodu sir!

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Ondu candal urisalu benki
kaddi thanna pranvannu kaledu
kolluthe.
E benki kaddiya nenapalli
candal thane suttu kondu
anthya kanuthe!
Nischay

Friday, July 8, 2011

Sardarji maneya PLUG nalli
hoge barta ittu. Sittininda
KEBge phone madi dabayisida.. "Yarri adu officenali?
cigarette sedi nammane plug
nalli hoge bidodu?!"

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Shilpi kallannu kettidare
adu
KALE.
Wah! wah!

Ade kallinda shilpiyanu
kettidare adu
KOLE
wah! Wah!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Huchha : time yest aytu ?
Normal person : 9:57 am aythu.
Huchha - beliggeyinda time
keltiddini, obbobbaru ondondu
thara helthiddare mental
nanmaklu!

Sunday, July 3, 2011

95

Ideega banda suddi Belagaum nalli joragi surid
malege 26 maklu, 82mudukru
neerinalli
mu..
mu..
mu..
mu..
mu..
"MUKA " tholkondru!

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Nisargada
MadilantE
ManjinA
HaniyantE
kogileyA
DaniyantE JeninA
SaviyantE
SuryanA
Belakante.
Nimma Naguvante
Muddagirali Edina.
Nischay
Collegige bandalu
hosadondu kanye
hesaru sukanye
Madidalu kannalle sanne
Hagaagi hudugarella Examinalli
bari Sonne!
Nischay

Friday, July 1, 2011

m

Jeevanavannu kahi madalu
1dhukka saku!
Suryanannu mare madalu 1 moda
saku!
but
nanna ninna SNEHA beleyalu
E 1msg saku!
Nischay