Hendati: ree, nimma taleyalli
bari gobbaraane tumbide
Ganda: matyaake adanna
tinteeya, bitbidu
facebok id
nischaykumarrock

Police thanna maganige: exam
nalli yaako ishtu kadime marks
tagonde?
Maga: appa, ee 100 rupaayi
tagondu vishayanaa
maretubidi

Boss ondu hakkiya
kaalugalannu torisuttaa: ee
hakkiya hesarannu helu?
Gunda: nanage gottilla sir
Boss: neenu rejected, sorry.
ninna hesarenu?
Gunda: nanna kaalugalannu
nodi tilkoli

Luv madidre tention
agtira Madve adre mental agtira Divorse kotre ekangi agtirai
nataraja jothe sneha madidre
BINDAS agi Irtira!

Hrudayakke Hatthiravagi,
Manasige Mechhugeyagi,
Kannalli kanasaagi,
Baalalli belakagi.,
Jeevanada Koneya Usiru
irovaregu Ulidirali Yee " Sneha".

Nakku nagisiri.
Naguttale dina kaleyiri.
Naguve jeevana.
Naguve baduku. Yakandre,
yarige gottu, nale Hallu erutto
elvo?!

Gunda:ninne namma ajji
bhavige jari biddhu viparitha
kirichu ta idru?
Rama:howdha ega hegiddhare?
G:ega
hushragirabeku,bhavindha yava soundu barthilla!

Obba lover na msg 1 sala
bandre adana 100 sala odthiri Ade obba jeevakke jeeva kodo
friend 100 msg kalsidru adana 1
sala kuda odalla..!
Yen Janari?

Kuduka nobbanu
maneyolagiddare nanagadu
nuuru rupaayi maneyavarellaru
kudukaraadare nanagadu koti
rupaayi!
-VIJAYMALYA

E jagathalle thumba vishala
vadaddu yavudu? SAGARA NO AKASHA NO BHUMI NO YENADHU reply baralla antha gothiddu
nimge msg mado nanna
"MANASU"

Kannada Means
K- kalitavarige
A – Amrutha
N- Nenedavarige
N – Neralu
A – Andharige D – Daari Deepa
A – Appiko
neenu Kannadava

Heart thumba Wish irali, Mind thumba think Irali, Face thumba smile irali, Hand thumba work irali, Life thumba
happyagirali,

Teacher:
What is SUPER,
and What is OFFER?


Stdnt:
Olle Manasiro Hudugi Hendthiyagi Bandre Adhu "SUPER".

Avalige andhavada Thangi idre adhu "OFFER".

Nanu 8 Gante Mara Kattrisabekadre 7 Gante Kattina Sharp Madbekagutte.
-Abraham

Nanu 8 Gante study Madbekadre idralli 7 Gante Nan Books Hudukabekagutte
-Sardar

Sardar:Maduvege baa anta patra hakidde.
Yak barlilla?
Gunda:Ninna patra Nange sigale illa
Sardr:
"Patra sigade idru Thappde Maduve Ge baa anta adrali bardidde"?

Girl:-Nanu Purse'na manele bittu bande plz nange 1000rs kodi Urgent ide.

Boy: Tako 20rs ninu Auto madkondu manege hogi Purse takondu baa.

!.Jago Boys Jago...!

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Foreigner:
Pyaris nali Eifel tower.
Dubai nali Petra Tower.
Nim Deshadali Famous Tower Yavdu?

sardar:
Airtel Tower Famous.
-Nischay..

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Prathi ondu
kavana,Noorondu bhaavanegala
milana,Badukina janjatadalli
besatta mugda manassige
thampereyuva "Amrutha
sinchana".. aduve ''SNEHA"

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Govt. Ambulanace ge 108 numr yake kottirbahudu? ..
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.
.
.guess
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.
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.
.
B'coz manushyanige noora ent (108) kayle adake..

rockstarnischay@rediffmail.com

Heart change madbedi
SIMCARD thara,
Friendship Low madbedi
BATTERY thara,
Nenapu kadime madbedi
BALANCE thara, dina nan nenapiskoli CHARGER
thara
nischay

Gandhijina
G0DSE yaake gundittu konda
gotta.?
yaake andre godse hendati
hesaru SHANTI.
Gandhiji Hodallella SHANTI beku!
SHANTI beku!
anta Heluttiddaru adakke!

Boy :- Patra bareyala..
illa Chitra bidisala..
hege helali nanna manada
hambala?
Girl :-nane hodeyala.
illa appanige helala. yenu madali anta nange
thalamala!

Manasu Mareyadu, Mathu
mugiyadu, Bhavane Helalagadu,
Manasina Mathu, Bhavaneyalli
Sothu,Nenapalli
koothu,seruvude GELETHANA

Teacher: Makkale, Satya
Harishchandra FILM nodi yenu
Tildhukondri? Children:Kashta
Bandaga Hendathina Maarbeku
annodu sir!

Ondu candal urisalu benki
kaddi thanna pranvannu kaledu
kolluthe.
E benki kaddiya nenapalli
candal thane suttu kondu
anthya kanuthe!
Nischay

Sardarji maneya PLUG nalli
hoge barta ittu. Sittininda
KEBge phone madi dabayisida.. "Yarri adu officenali?
cigarette sedi nammane plug
nalli hoge bidodu?!"

Shilpi kallannu kettidare
adu
KALE.
Wah! wah!

Ade kallinda shilpiyanu
kettidare adu
KOLE
wah! Wah!

Huchha : time yest aytu ?
Normal person : 9:57 am aythu.
Huchha - beliggeyinda time
keltiddini, obbobbaru ondondu
thara helthiddare mental
nanmaklu!

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Ideega banda suddi Belagaum nalli joragi surid
malege 26 maklu, 82mudukru
neerinalli
mu..
mu..
mu..
mu..
mu..
"MUKA " tholkondru!

Nisargada
MadilantE
ManjinA
HaniyantE
kogileyA
DaniyantE JeninA
SaviyantE
SuryanA
Belakante.
Nimma Naguvante
Muddagirali Edina.
Nischay

Collegige bandalu
hosadondu kanye
hesaru sukanye
Madidalu kannalle sanne
Hagaagi hudugarella Examinalli
bari Sonne!
Nischay

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Jeevanavannu kahi madalu
1dhukka saku!
Suryanannu mare madalu 1 moda
saku!
but
nanna ninna SNEHA beleyalu
E 1msg saku!
Nischay