Teacher: naanu paata
maaduttiddaaga,
neeneke harate
hodeyuththidde?
pappu: oh! Idhu appata
sullu. Naanu ondhe baari hege malagi maataadalu
saadhya??

teacher: "ninna home
work yaake nimma
thandheya kai
barahadhallidhe?"
pappu: "naanu avara pen
upayogisidhe"

education officer ondu class ge
bandu hudugarannu
prashne maadidaru
draupadi vastraapaharana
maadiddu yaaru
makkalu: kannada
meshtru bandiralilla
adakke head master
maadi hodaru

teacher: santa, helu aane
mattu iruveyalli yavudu
doddadu?
santa : modalu iveradu
huttida varsha heli,
takshana uttara heluttini!

teachr: vidyarthigale
manassininda praartane
maadi devaru enu vara
bekaadaru kodtane
stu: adella sullu.
tec: yaake?
stu: adu nijaane
aagidre neevu modalane
dinaane bere school ge
hogtidri.

teacher: ninna thandeya
hesaru enu?
student: google kumar
teachr: yaake intaha
vichitra hesaru?
studnt:yaake andre avaru yaavaagaloo
nannannu hudukuttale
iruttaare!!!

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meshtru : neevu mooru
jana onde tara iddira.
anda haage nimmappa
en kelasa maadtare ?
hudugaru : nammappa
xerox angadi ittiddaare !!!

shikshaka : jagattina
atyanta haleya praani
yaavudu?
ranga : zebra
shikshaka : aduhege?
ranga : zebra innu black and white alva sir!!

taragatiyalli
shyamuvannu teacher
kelidaru.
shyamu
rahasya vendarenu helo?
appa kiviyalli heliddannu amma bayalli oorigella
tilisuvude rahasya..!
enda.

teacher: rasteyalli
hanada purse sikkare
neevu enu maduttiri
gunda: purse bisaadtivi
teacher: yaarigu illada haagaaguttalla
gunda: olagade iro
hanavannu
tegedukondiruttevalla !!!

meshtru : dinadinda
dinakke
chikkadaguttiruva
vastugalige udaaharane
kodi.
punda : hotel idli dose.... mattu..... city hudugiyara
batte sir !!!

teacher : gunda, kivi
keladavarige english
nalli enendu
kareyuttare ?
gunda : enu bekadru
kareyabahudu..... yaakendre avarige kivi
kelisalla... !!!

meshtru: gunda nimma
appa yaaru ?
gunda: ammana ganda
sir
meshtru: amma yaaru ?
gunda: appana hendati sir
meshtru:
appa amma yaaru ?
gunda: ganda hendti
sir !!!

HEEGU UNTE? Thayige
maganannu intelegent madalu 20years beku
adare 1 hudugige ade huduganannu mental madalu
1
Miss call saku.!
-Nischay

Baduku teachers ginta strict..!!
Teachers paata madi parikshe madtare...
Adre baduku parikshe madi paata kalisutte..!
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college vidhyarthi gate
hattira cigarete sedutta
nintidda.
principal : lo katte
badava eno
maduttiddiya ? v: neevu taane
sir heliddu, kettaddannu
suttu haaki anta, naanu
adanne maadtaa
iddini !!!

maths teacher
johnyyannu kelidaru
"ninna hattira 12
chocolate ide mattu
neenu preetige 5, kavita
ge 3 mattu reema ge 4 kottare ninage enu
sigutte?
johny "sir! nanage 3
hosa girlfriends
siguttaare"

maths teacher ganitada
parivartanegala bagge
paata maaduttiddaru :
teacher - 1000 kgs = 1
ton aadare 3000 kg =
eshtu? santa- ton!ton!ton!

meshtru : ega en
madkondiddiya ?
gunda : S.I. sir...
meshtru : bhale.... andre
sub inspector ?
gunda : alla sir..... sumne iddini anta !!!

Teacher: neenu yaara
maga?
Huduga: Naanu
vishwasundari maga Sir
Teacher: sullu heltiyaa?
Huduga: nija sir, nan thande vishwa, nan
thaayi sundari.sir

Teacher: gunda, schoolge
dinaagalu nadkondu
bartiyalla, government
kotta cycle enaayto?
Gunda: Ellarigoo
upayoga aagli anta baadigege bittiddeeni
sir.

Teacher: Disulphur
Dichloride andre enu?
Student: jamba lakadi
pamba
Teacher: enu? Neenu
heliddu artha aagilla? Student: nanagoo ashte
sir

Police: Yako Rathri 12 adru Roadalli
Odadthiya Nija helu illa andre
Aeroplane athisthini.
Saradar: Ayyo Beda sir
Yavadadru Auto Hatisi Bidi
Saku..

Sardar: 10 Rs reacharge madidre eshtu
currency sigutthe? Shopkeeper: 7 Rs sigutthe! Sardar: Hagadre ulida
3Rs ge chakli kodi

teacher : naanu paata
maaduvaage neenu
yaake devarige
beduttiddiya?
student: namma amma
helidaru, malagoke munche devarannu
bediko anta...!!

Customer: neevu yaake prati
shukravaara nimma hotelge
raja kodteeraa?
Hotelinava: yaakendare, avattu
ondu dina maatra ellaa
paatregalannu toleetivi